return {
  --Big-money
  [[                                          /$$              ]],
  [[                                         |__/              ]],
  [[ /$$$$$$$   /$$$$$$   /$$$$$$  /$$    /$$ /$$ /$$$$$$/$$$$ ]],
  [[| $$__  $$ /$$__  $$ /$$__  $$|  $$  /$$/| $$| $$_  $$_  $$]],
  [[| $$  \ $$| $$$$$$$$| $$  \ $$ \  $$/$$/ | $$| $$ \ $$ \ $$]],
  [[| $$  | $$| $$_____/| $$  | $$  \  $$$/  | $$| $$ | $$ | $$]],
  [[| $$  | $$|  $$$$$$$|  $$$$$$/   \  $/   | $$| $$ | $$ | $$]],
  [[|__/  |__/ \_______/ \______/     \_/    |__/|__/ |__/ |__/]],
}

-- [[        _______________________________________        ]],
-- [[       |,---"-----------------------------"---,|       ]],
-- [[       ||___    16 bit....................    ||       ]],
-- [[       ||====\ :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||=====):H c> nvim                 H   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||====/ :H                         H   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||      :H                         H   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||PORTFO:H                         H   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||      :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   ||       ]],
-- [[       ||_____,_________________________,_____||       ]],
-- [[       |)_____)-----.| /I\ATARI |.------(_____(|       ]],
-- [[     //"""""""|_____|=----------=|______|"""""""\      ]],
-- [[    // _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| \     ]],
-- [[   // ___| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _|  |  | \    ]],
-- [[  |/ ___| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| ______| \   ]],
-- [[  / __| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| ___| \  ]],
-- [[ / _| _| _| _| ________________________| _| _| _| _| \ ]],
-- [[|------"--------------------------------------"-------|]],
-- [[`-----------------------------------------------------']],

-- simpler header
--[[
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]] --