return {
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  [[       ||_____,_________________________,_____||       ]],
  [[       |)_____)-----.| /I\ATARI |.------(_____(|       ]],
  [[     //"""""""|_____|=----------=|______|"""""""\      ]],
  [[    // _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| \     ]],
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  [[ / _| _| _| _| ________________________| _| _| _| _| \ ]],
  [[|------"--------------------------------------"-------|]],
  [[`-----------------------------------------------------']],
}


-- simpler header
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